Beer Badger

A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.

I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!

by DouG August 6, 2003

BadEmpanada

A white Australian who moved to Argentina to LARP as a "third-world socialist."

Unable to handle the fact that he moved from one white settler colony to another for social capital, BadEmpanada spends all day projecting his colonial guilt onto Israel

by Queen Buttrix December 3, 2021

Rusty Sheriff's Badge

A starfish, be it chocolate or otherwise.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Rusty sherrifs badge

Chocolate starfish; anus hole; ring piece; dirtbox

You smell like a rusty sherrifs badge.

by Dr dread July 15, 2003

Vag Badger

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

by thevagbadger July 6, 2009

badger badger badger

A flash file featuring badgers, snakes and mushrooms.

Badger badger badger is the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

by mrs. folds June 5, 2005

badgers den

1) A place where badgers live

2) A vaginal opening

Hmm I dont know whether this badgers den has been marauded by a hound recently but its a very beautiful mound isnt it?

by The Fondler March 30, 2007