a-boat

Derogatory word for English speaking Canadians. (Or comedians from or residing in Canada)

Hey, that A-BOAT is not very funny. He was funny on Saturday Night Live, but to make a whole friggin’ movie out of a 3 minute sketch is lame!

by sardineking December 22, 2003

fuck you and the boat that brought you over

similar to fuck you and fuck you and the horse your rode in on - a more emphatic way of flipping someone off

You think you be cool? Well fuck you and the boat that brought you over!

by M. R. Irwin October 3, 2007

boat drinks

From the movie "Things to do in Denver when your dead"....When its life is over all you can hope is that your sitting on a boat with all the pleasant people in life having "boat drinks"

I'm gonna get outta hear I'll see ya later, boat drinks

by chillin February 7, 2005

friend boat

To be high on marijuana.

Dude, whats wrong with Frankie?
He's in the friend boat

by Branflakex January 6, 2009

Tomato Boat

A woman who has begun her menstral cycle, e.g. period.

It was our 10th anniversary tonight and Tammy had to go on the Tomato Boat.

by mixman65 July 20, 2008

Little Lady in the boat

Also known as the female clitorus, it's metaphorically equivalent to a frightened lady in a sea vessel of some sort. The shape of a boat shares a distinct similarity to that of a cooter. When the little lady stands up in the boat that is when the female clitorus is excited and this often brings about an orgasm.

"I tried for hours, rocking the boat about, back and forth, but I couldn't get the little lady in the boat to stand erect."

by Cooterscooter January 13, 2009

bloatum

Fluid filling the balls of the ideal woman.

I want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top — an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit — and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and I’m not going to stop looking until I find her.

by J.Shorten May 15, 2008