Arial Bland

The scientific term for the condition where your eyes and brain stop focusing on text properly because the font used is not very good.

Named after the Black version of overused font Arial.

"CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN!? STOP XEROXING YOUR ARSE WITH THE OFFICE PHOTOCOPIER!"

"I'm sorry, I have Arial Bland. I couldn't read the sign properly because it was in Comic Sans."

by Oni-91 February 4, 2010

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Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face

That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps

by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012

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Gremlin Brandybuck

Lady midget giving blow job and bites down when you are about to finish. While reading a book.

"My dick still hurts from that Gremlin Brandybuck."

by The Beard January 5, 2015

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Madi Bland

The biggest slut you will ever meet.

You know Madi Bland? That sucks!!!!!!!

by fiuebjfnd March 4, 2016

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Vegemite bland bitch

Anyone, (boy or girl) who is solely self defined by being a vegetarian - so much so that they cannot talk about anything else but what they cannot eat. Usually annoying to the rest of the group, the vegemite bland bitch will bring the pot luck party down hard and fast with pastey bean curd contributions. Avoidance is completely necessary in order to be able to talk about other things besides how horrible everyone else is to their bodies.

Oh shit, Karen is coming to the party on Friday.
She's a total vegemite bland bitch

by DW's July 11, 2016

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