Tot Armor

The use of children by certain adults, often so-called social conservatives, to ban, censor or otherwise prohibit certain words, topics or whole people & cultures- usually by transforming their own offense into a crusade to protect children. A form of virtue signaling.

"You can't have a little girl with a crush on another girl in an animated movie because we have to protect children from being sexualized."
"Cartoon characters have been open-mouth kissing in Disney movies for a hundred years. You're fine with it when it's a boy & a girl. The tot armor is tired, fam."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 14, 2025

victim armor

any disorder, trait, characteristic, attribute, feature, or other detail invoked with the intention of portraying one as a victim in an attempt to render them irreproachable

Stop trying to use your diagnosis as victim armor, it still won't excuse your behavior!

by Gaius315 May 29, 2025

dih armor

that shi that protects yo dih from babihs in yo bihs tummih. (and stds)

Son, make sure you throw on some dih armor before you hit that.

by puh-eatah July 30, 2025

scrap armour

when your in need of a condom but don’t actually have any so you grab the closest piece of non hard plastic and a rubber band to secure your laffy spaffy

bro i ran out of condoms yesterday and needed to use some scrap armour

by scatlover9000 January 16, 2026

A shite in nylon armor

That guy in the office who really gets under your skin, the one to whom you would have the pleasure of gifting a right-hook.

-"Hey, do you want some milk?"
-"Is it soya? I only drink soya.."
-"..F**K YOU!!"

-" That is the last time I offer milk to 'A shite in nylon armor'"

by Truth teller 118 March 13, 2011

B-flat Armored Clarinet

A name for the straight-belled soprano saxophone owing to its similarity to a metal clarinet.

Sam's ok on the alto-sax but he can tear up the b-flat armored clarinet.

by Sir-Hops-A-Lot February 14, 2021

Come to armory 1

Come to armory 1 means that you are inviting someone to come and have rough anal sex with you and atleast 5 other people, doesnt matter if you are a boy or a girl.
You cannot decline this offer unless there arent atleast 5-6 people doing it.

Hey Masha, can you come to armory 1?

by j6ske January 22, 2024