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accountant

The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.
Nobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar.

Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.
by OneWhoSpeaksTheTruths February 7, 2012
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accountabilabuddy

A same-sex partner with whom you keep accountable to not be bi-curious; conversely, a same-sex partner with whom you explore bisexuality. Accountabilabuddies are most often found at religious camps whose goal is to "get the gay out" of children.
This is Trevor and he's my accountabilabuddy, and we're bi-curious!
by yourrealname7768 September 19, 2009
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An Accountant

A nerdy person who counts things and is often the hero in dumb action movies.
Sam, can you crack the code?
No? Then I'll call THE ACCOUNTANT!
by MrRadman11 July 12, 2005
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accorn

A nut from a tree.... an accorn tree.
Lets bake accorn pie... Wait is accorn really a nut??
by Brandi Christopher July 30, 2008
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According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.
1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.
by valleymd September 23, 2012
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owebam-account

Broke, no funds, overdrawn to the extreme, underwater and lower than whale shit, bankrupting yourself and still spending.
"I sure could use a cup but I checked the owebam-account and it looks dicey. What the hell! Come on, I'll buy us both a 'Bucks and leave it to Uncle Visa." or...

"New coat? I thought you were broke."
"Yah, but the owebam-account is still open."
by geezitron December 9, 2009
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English Accordion

verb; A sexual act between two males where male #1 performs oral sex on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1's neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
"Fuck a fiddle! I wanna be played like an English Accordion!"

"John played the English Accordion so well, that his partner Gary gagged."

"After a good playing of the English Accordion, Travis was tired and decided to rest. His fairy-friend Albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast."
by the rusty trombone March 5, 2014
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