The sudden panic experienced when masterbating and suddenly you hear footsteps nearby or a door opening, or some other indication that you aren't alone. Usually preceded by immediate zipping, minimising, muting and concealing of tissues.
Dude, I had a total wank attack yesterday, I coulda sworn I heard someone coming up the stairs but it was just tiddles, stupid cat.
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The Mississippi sneak attack, is when a girl goes to sleep in your bed and someone else goes in your room, and she thinks it's you. Then they proceed to have sex, and when it's all over the guy whispers in her ear, "It's about time we did this" revealing his true identity.
by oodlesiggy November 10, 2009
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The person made a personal attack on Bill in order to give him a bad image so that he/she has a better chance at winning.
The person made a personal attack on Bill in order to give him a bad image so that he/she has a better chance at winning.
by Anime Nerd December 17, 2008
Get the personal attack mug.An uncontrolled raging-boner brought on by the presence of a bad ass chick. Also happens when watching porn in dorm rooms or on computers across the US. Can be fatal if not treated immediately. If no one is present to treat the affected area, self medication is often suggested. A travel size bottle of lotion should be kept in your pocket as a safety precaution when going out on first dates.
Her:(approaching a random stranger in a department store dressing room.) Excuse me, but can you unbutton my blouse? It seems to be a little too...tight.
Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!
Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*
Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?
Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.
Sucker: (shaking) Umm...s-s-sure..!
Her: Oops, nevermind! I think I'm just going to go back in and...finger, oh I mean, figure it out, hehe. *walks off*
Suckers friend: Damn, dude. What took you so long?
Sucker: Sorry, some bitch just gave me a hard attack.
by The Token Black Guy April 20, 2006
Get the hard attack mug.To whip out one's testicle(s) and accompanying scrotum in an unsavoury manner in front of unsuspecting victims. Often done in public places, coupled with the shouting of "my bwain".
by Rio Merkmeister September 1, 2008
Get the sack attack mug.(V) Though the name suggests violence, it is an action of truth and love inspired only by people as groovy as Zach's. The process of screaming to, jumping out at, and randomly hugging a Zach.
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