A sweet'n low father is one who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to achieve the status, so they buy cheap things as gifts
Girl 1: I heard you got a new sugar daddy, how much jewelry have you gotten from him?
Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines
Girl 2: Well he works at McDonald's so he's more of a Sweet'n Low Father, all the "jewelry" he "buys" is the plastic rings you get from quarter machines
by Lookimfamous January 30, 2016
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Bob the doctor: I’m sorry but ur daughter a father
Houndog: *Gets fucking obliterated by lighting*
Bob the doctor: I’m sorry but ur daughter a father
Houndog: *Gets fucking obliterated by lighting*
by AshleySauce31 May 13, 2018
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1) A friendly enquiry about the health of one's paternal relative.
2) A phrase to use when you've temporarily lost the right word. Or want to hide that word in order to shield more delicate ears.
3) Sexual intercourse or similar intimate entertainment requiring euphemistic reference. Accompanied by winking and smiling.
1) A friendly enquiry about the health of one's paternal relative.
2) A phrase to use when you've temporarily lost the right word. Or want to hide that word in order to shield more delicate ears.
3) Sexual intercourse or similar intimate entertainment requiring euphemistic reference. Accompanied by winking and smiling.
1) How's yer father?
2) *indignant* Well that's a fine how's-yer-father, in't it?
3) We had a lovely picnic, got pleasantly drunk, then spent the whole afternoon in lazy, sunny how's-yer-father.
2) *indignant* Well that's a fine how's-yer-father, in't it?
3) We had a lovely picnic, got pleasantly drunk, then spent the whole afternoon in lazy, sunny how's-yer-father.
by Lino1 January 19, 2008
Get the how's-yer-father mug.Father Milk Mans are the best. they sometimes go by Mila or sometimes just Father. She’s spicy, trans, and she adopts a lot of people into her family.
by billi06 February 4, 2019
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by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010
Get the Father daughter romance mug.an instruction to have sexual intercourse during the festive period. Plum my pudding and stuff my turkey would be synonyms
I love you Alfed. Stop wrapping those presents and come father my christmas
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
He was fathering my christmas all day long when we should have been shopping for the kids presents
by charrc May 5, 2006
Get the father my christmas mug.An extremely firm grip similar to the type of grip an Amish father would use to grip the neck of his child while said child is performing oral sex on him.
"Damn bro my girl left me so I had to jerk it with an Amish Fathers grip"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
" Hey Steve I met this girl last night and she gave me blowjob with an Amish fathers grip and I cummed buckets!"
" Hey bro I did a "back azimuth" last night but this time used an Amish fathers grip and it was scrumdiddly umptious"
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