1. A term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"
Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."
Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"
Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."
Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"
Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."
Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"
Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."
Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
1.ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"
Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."
Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"
Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."
Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."
Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"
Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."
Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
by eatmyDICtion February 6, 2015

(n). Slang for Ford F-150 truck. 5150 is code for the criminally insane, which is what you may be if you drive this junk.
by boggler January 28, 2019

by Broski42069 May 11, 2020

is a real dick that pisses off everyone.devyn has a really tiny dick so small u need a microscope .he flirts with every girl/guy but never has a chance because no one likes him.everyone just thinks of him as a fuck boy.
by that thick mexican December 15, 2017

When voter turnout is poor enough, that a greedy liar gets elected and absolutely fucks up an entire province.
by slashobvious January 18, 2023

Ford Focus but produced in Russia. The act of adding fuck to a common name is Russian's culture, can also mean fuck but in a different way
by rar_im_a_dogo February 2, 2022

This is the correct answer A pseudonem used by Slug, the rapper of the group Atmosphere (Rhymesayers ent.) to several things, As he says for himself; Hip hop, the mother of his son and his relationship with depressed or manic "unstable" women.
"She's a complicated maze, a Lucy Ford depressed woman, this crazed bitch is perfect" (-Slug)
"Lucy Ford rap, I love her like a rap kid love's break"
"I wanna scream Fuck you Lucylong-termed girlfriend and mother to his son,
but the problem is i love you Lucy"
"Lucy Ford rap, I love her like a rap kid love's break"
"I wanna scream Fuck you Lucylong-termed girlfriend and mother to his son,
but the problem is i love you Lucy"
by annodat2 November 10, 2010
