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pulling a ford

1. A term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
1.ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
by eatmyDICtion February 6, 2015
mugGet the pulling a fordmug.

Ford 5150

(n). Slang for Ford F-150 truck. 5150 is code for the criminally insane, which is what you may be if you drive this junk.
Ooh boy there's a big bad Ford 5150 on the side of the road with the hood open.
by boggler January 28, 2019
mugGet the Ford 5150mug.

Rippin the Ford

“Damn y’all haven’t fucked yet? You must be rippin the Ford.”
by Broski42069 May 11, 2020
mugGet the Rippin the Fordmug.

Devyn Ford

is a real dick that pisses off everyone.devyn has a really tiny dick so small u need a microscope .he flirts with every girl/guy but never has a chance because no one likes him.everyone just thinks of him as a fuck boy.
devyn fordis gay

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by that thick mexican December 15, 2017
mugGet the Devyn Fordmug.

Ford-fucked

When voter turnout is poor enough, that a greedy liar gets elected and absolutely fucks up an entire province.
The NDP and Liberal candidates were so shitty that nobody voted, and new we're Ford-fucked.
by slashobvious January 18, 2023
mugGet the Ford-fuckedmug.

Ford Fuckus

Ford Focus but produced in Russia. The act of adding fuck to a common name is Russian's culture, can also mean fuck but in a different way
Person one "Wanna drive in the Ford Fuckus or in the Toyota?" Person 2 "Lets go in the Ford Fuckus"
by rar_im_a_dogo February 2, 2022
mugGet the Ford Fuckusmug.

Lucy Ford

This is the correct answer A pseudonem used by Slug, the rapper of the group Atmosphere (Rhymesayers ent.) to several things, As he says for himself; Hip hop, the mother of his son and his relationship with depressed or manic "unstable" women.
"She's a complicated maze, a Lucy Ford depressed woman, this crazed bitch is perfect" (-Slug)

"Lucy Ford rap, I love her like a rap kid love's break"

"I wanna scream Fuck you Lucylong-termed girlfriend and mother to his son,
but the problem is i love you Lucy"
by annodat2 November 10, 2010
mugGet the Lucy Fordmug.

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