Eskimo

An idiot that lives in a cold place. They look like mammoths with messed up teeth and stuff.

Ew john looks like a eskimo!!!

by Zatiotion June 13, 2017

The Eskimo Ring

The act of stripping a female, covering her in hot sauce and seal fat and then entering a ring pop into their exposed rectum until they cum.

Darek: Dude! I saw my girl doing The Eskimo Ring with Charlie last night!
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.

by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025

Eskimo bros

When a girl sucks two dicks and gets them off in one night, then kisses them both after, they are now considered Eskimo brothers.

Jesse, from Christian school, says, "she sucked your dick too? And we both just kissed her? That means we are Eskimo bros now!"

by Kekala June 29, 2022

Eskimo chicken

Eskimo chicken is when a someone has slept around with people you know and they get Eskimo chicken because of the Eskimo brothers joke.

I Hurd that Hannah slept with Jake and Mason she has too much Eskimo chicken to go for.

by anonymous February 16, 2025

eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

Eskimo Kiss

When you're so deep in her pussy that your nose is rubbing her cervix.

Jimbo lost both of his ears when he wouldn't let up on an Eskimo Kiss.

by Jeebooski December 18, 2021

Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013