Meat coughs

When, after a large heavy meal, you are breathing deep and you have to cough it out.

*Coughs* I've just got the meat coughs from that big mac

by Zoebly16 October 9, 2017

Meat Lover

A person who really loves meat.

Bro, Ethan must be a meat lover with the way he’s gobbling down that sausage

by EBMeatman September 25, 2023

meat pendulum

Another word for the phallus or penis.

The ladies all seem to really like Frank's meat pendulum

by FrankM November 3, 2009

Meat slicer

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We

Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??

by pEyton11234 October 9, 2018

meat on the feet

When a male places his privates on a person's feet.

Mary said "johnny, why did you place your meat on the feet"?

by puddin paver December 8, 2013

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Triple Meat

Getting smashed by three different guys of three different races.

Last night I had a good triple meat: the Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, and the German Bratwurst.

by tthattbbitchh September 21, 2018