Blue balls!

The male version of "Period". As when girls say Period, it is quite cringe, so we men say Blue balls! This is just used as a male substition of the phrase Period, anyway please stop reading.

Jessica: I hate men
Julie: Yas girlll Period!
Archan: I hate watermelon people
Mikael: Yas boyyy Blue balls!

by MonkePuggy February 28, 2024

Cold blue splash

Porta-potty blue water in the winter splashing when you poop.

I was taking a dump in the porta-potty and I got the cold blue splash right in my butthole.

by Shhjusttakeit November 20, 2020

Blue scoots

Bad bad bad diarrhea

Ma'am please pray for me. I've had the blue scoots for a couple months now.

by Hjenkin June 21, 2016

Blue Waffle

Catastrophically used, evolved bacteria incubated vaginal region.

Have you ever had Blue Waffle before?

by M.Garr July 28, 2021

Post-Masterpiece Blues

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)

“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”

by Sushiware April 25, 2025

Blue Swivel Finger Splash

The word you tell someone to look something up that sounds super crazy, wild, or wacky on Urban Dictionary in hopes of building up their anxiety, excitement, or otherwise expectation in what could be lurking in the definition.

Oh, you think that's bad? Look up "Blue Swivel Finger Splash" on Urban Dictionary, that's a REAL crazy one!

by JamesIsMyName March 13, 2022

Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual

Bro your blue lighted

by Bazza March 5, 2017