churning babies

having sex with your bestfriends girl

BAm was churing babies that bastard

by Tweek February 25, 2005

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Beard Baby

Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.

Girls can have the deformity too.

And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.

Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?

Doctor: It's a girl.

Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!

Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.

D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...

BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.

by lil kalki October 16, 2008

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Baby bird

When you cum in your girlfriends mouth, she swallows it and pukes it back into your mouth and you swallow it.

Hardcore snowballing "Baby bird"

by Chuckied November 9, 2010

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baby bling

Babies adopted by celebrites to cause contravresy and commotion

Madonna got some baby bling this month

by DizzyLizzy November 15, 2006

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feeding the baby

A drinking technique that entails one chasing whiskey with milk.

"Don't mind him, he's just been feeding the baby all night long."

by the ginger lion August 3, 2007

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baby trick

A rare occurrence within sporting events that requires 3.02 plus or minus 5i score points. Frequently accrued by Gary Roberts. Celebrated by throwing ones babies onto the playing surface.

OMG! Did you catch Gary Robert's baby trick last night? They're still shoveling up the carnage.

by Zombie baby tosser April 14, 2008

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