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frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
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Hands

Someone with “hands” is someone you can’t beat in a fight because he’ll box up and hit you from different angles with his fast and ruthless hands.
Hater: I’m finna press Aun at lunch today.

His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.

Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.

Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.
by Realniggasaidit February 8, 2021
mugGet the Handsmug.

Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
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hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.
Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.
by Not_your:business March 29, 2017
mugGet the hand saladmug.

Jizz Hands

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"

"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019
mugGet the Jizz Handsmug.

hand jiver

Slang expression for a (usually male) masturbater.
The said individuals nocturnal inclinations tend to suggest that he is a first class hand jiver.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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The Red Hand of Sauromon

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022
mugGet the The Red Hand of Sauromonmug.

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