The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017

Someone with “hands” is someone you can’t beat in a fight because he’ll box up and hit you from different angles with his fast and ruthless hands.
Hater: I’m finna press Aun at lunch today.
His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.
Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.
Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.
His girlfriend: No do fight him he has hella hands.
Josh: Hey Aun let’s box today.
Aun: Are you sure nigga? You have no hands bro I’ll fuck you up.
by Realniggasaidit February 8, 2021

by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

After masturbating rub your sperm on both hands and shakes your hands back and forth as if your air drying them.
"Get ready for the grand finish...Jizz Hands"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
"You haven't done the Jizz Hands you haven't been masturbating correctly"
by JugheadJo March 25, 2019

by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017

When your partner is menstruating and you slide your hand across the blood to cover your entire hand. Once covered in blood, you stamp your paw print on her mug and exclaim, The Red Hand of Sauromon!
"Okay so here I am wrecking Éowyn's guts when I notice she is on her period so I slapped her with the Red Hand of Sauromon."
by PharoahBoyKing311 June 6, 2022
