meat pillar

A descriptive term for a erect penis, similar to a pork sword.

He buggered me senseless with his meat pillar, man was it meaty.

by meatpillarman October 6, 2017

Meat thug

In the great era of the corona virus the act of “ meat thugging”- scraping thou cock against the rough bark of a tree to polish art cocks tip

K-“Leo what are you doing up against that tree”

L-“Im meat thugging against this tree to polish the tip”

by Kess Piffington May 19, 2020

meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.

hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.

by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013

Meat ass

Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them

“ Hey can you meat ass me”

That means to make the persons poop come out of their ass in sex with your fist.

by Hey what’s your name September 6, 2022

Devils deli meat

The deli you know you should avoid based on several past experiences but you decide to dive on in (perhaps intoxicated) and eat it regardless of the physical, mental, facial, and pharmaceutical consequences that may entail

I know she fucked me over 8 times, I know she is a cunt, I know she is worthless, but I had the opportunity and ate the devils deli meat.

by B-word January 10, 2024

meat streak

The residue left by the male reproductive organ, typically left on something or someone.

He left a meat streak in the jar of Vaseline last night.

by a very fat raccoon June 19, 2019

meat seat street

Going backdoor on someone with an unusually large ass.

Martin went meat seat street on Hattie Mae Pierce.

by Handjobs#2 February 28, 2020