nope job

A blow job that ends with cum on the girls face

“He got a nope job from Debra.”

by Canhandler99 November 27, 2020

A Rummy Job

This is my third, Sheryl Crow's, "Soak Up The Sun" joke. If she gets "A Rummy Job" from Goliath Games, as a Rumi K, dealer, this means, she hates this game! My joke, on the lyric: "I've got a crummy job!"

Sheryl Crow, complains Goliath Games, has given her, "A Rummy Job" when she wanted, to be a poker dealer, instead! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

right-wing nut job

The act of jacking off your partner while vaping with your tits out in a theater.

*She leans over*

"Would you like a right-wing nut job?"

by Ornery on Main September 16, 2023

Steve jobs

Gurjas Singh predecessor

Gurjas Singh??? Don't u mean Steve jobs???

by Klayisdaddy101 February 10, 2017

Cumm job

When you cumm in her mouth and she holds it in her mouth until you're ready for round 2. She then spits the cumm on your penis and jerks you off with it.

What did you do with the girl you met on tinder?

I had her give me a blow job and she followed it up with a cumm job.

by DrButtstuff69 January 5, 2024

bimbo job

A dead-end job with no possibility of advancement and little or no opportunity for compensation increase

He's going nowhere in that job; it's truly a bimbo job!

by Big Tummy September 8, 2018

queer job

a term describing a person whom acts as if homosexuality is their profession.

did u see the pink shirt tom bought the other day? wut a queer job!

dude.....that guy is a fucking queer job...lets kick his ass!

by awalter November 1, 2008