When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.
Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H
by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017
Get the Elf Jobmug. Job is a great Dutch boy. He is the most sweet and cute boy you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beauiful inside and out. underneath his ruggid figure, his heart is huge. If you fall in love with a Job, don't ever let him go. he just might not come back. Dont ever break his heart. He is to fragile. He loves talking and deep conversations. Job always give the best hugs, you know you are safe when you are in his arms. You don't have to even meet him to know he is the one for you. Unsure of himself at times. Knows what he wants and goes after it. Hard to read his mind, but not afraid to share it. Always protects the ones he loves. Will do great things with his life. He also has a great humor and will make you laugh with the most random things
by Yermanjimster December 9, 2018
Get the Jobmug. When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024
Get the Steve Job Specialmug. An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.
Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.
by Publius0987 August 14, 2025
Get the Faggot Jobmug. You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
Get the Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real jobmug. A term typically used by furries; In relation to a paw fetish, it is the act of an anthropomorphic animal jerking someone off using their hind paws.
by Stylx December 20, 2023
Get the paw jobmug. by Hello_Drk July 20, 2018
Get the Jobmug.