saddle meat

A washed up bicycle racer, a biker who has seen better days.

Lance Armstrong ain't much more than saddle meat these days.

by bsieb February 13, 2012

golden meat

Chinese dick

Liu Yan has some shiny golden meat.

by Kikyou-sama September 19, 2013

eating the greek meat

The act of fellatii on a penis that has recently penetrated a rectum or has partaken in anal intercoarse.

Michelle:Donny's dick tasted wierd when we had that orgy ..
Jane you didn't see him banging Louis

In the ass just before that ......girl you were eating the Greek meat!

by Vigna May 12, 2016

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013

Meat tent

A girl who is trying to get your attention and flashes her massive clam at you then you realize that its so huge that camel toe or moose knuckle is way to small to call this thing but then realize its as big as a circus tent so you call it a meat tent.

She was being sexy doing a dance and showed me her clit and boy its so big it could be a meat tent.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Meat Lover

A person who really loves meat.

Bro, Ethan must be a meat lover with the way he’s gobbling down that sausage

by EBMeatman September 25, 2023