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big black hammer

martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer
by nightraven May 29, 2014
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crazy black man

n. A natural defense possessed by black males. Described by Richard Pryor as a false demeanor that members of said species employ when provoked, characterized by:

a) shouting in a high pitched voice
b) profanity-laced rant
c) threatening stare
d) puffing out of chest
e) brandishing of weapon(s), either real or fake

Crazy black man is a result of a black male who wishes to avoid confrontation because he either knows he will lose if a physical struggle were to ensue, or he is certain that the other party will succumb to his commands without much trouble. If applied correctly, 'crazy black man' will scare most white people. Mafiosi are immune to 'crazy black man'. If a black male uses this defense against another black male, a nigga moment will most likely take place.
I busted into the office with a cap gun, screaming 'Gimme my money motherfuckers!' Doing my best crazy black man impression. That shit usually scares whitey to death.
by spoot July 24, 2007
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black hand

Came from Ever Quest,it's a name for a player who's in charge of looting monster(s) after beat a boss level monster as a group and can not get good items.
"He's a black hand, he can't get item x"
by wea December 28, 2005
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a quarter black

An overenthusiastic, ugly girl who tries to outdo her peers (Ex: Super Sixteen parties, blackest friends, hottest boys, hardest clothes). Very few of her tactics are viable. Often fabricates stories to attract the most attention as well.
Don't listen to anything Iesha has to say about your personal business. She's a quarter black, after all.
by Taniesha February 26, 2008
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Black Ghetto Pimp

a black, master pimp. he rules the pimp land and is better than a jigalator.
man1:"did he beat u at football?"
woman2:"i couldnt help it, he was a BLACK GHETTO PIMP"
by eric October 16, 2004
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black cherry

When a pre-pubescent girl slaps another older girl in or around the crotch area; attempting to inflict pain on the testicles of the older girl, but unknown to the younger girl, woman do not have testicles; therefore thusly creating an awkward situation, especially when compounded whilst the parantes of the younger girl gawk at this brash sexual action.
jew leahhh (9:48:50 PM): lindsey tried to give me a ball slap today and i was like-- i dont have balls?
androovisconti (9:48:58 PM): thats called a black cherry
androovisconti (9:49:07 PM): very erotic and exotic
jew leahhh (9:49:30 PM): awesome?
by Androo pisconti June 20, 2007
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Black people moment

When people outside the African American community speak loudly for any & every reason & take action for either a violent or nonviolent reason
Person 1: Dude , how's that fried chicken , macaroni & collard greens

Person 2: Its so good that I'm having a black people moment
by Faithmoriahfaith June 15, 2016
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