Definitions by nightraven

big black hammer 

a huge black dick

martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer

big black hammer by nightraven May 29, 2014

You lie!

The douchiest way to respond to anyone you disagree with.

Obama: There are also those who claim that our reform efforts would insure illegal immigrants. This too is false - the reforms I'm proposing would not apply to those who are here illegally.

Joe Wilson: You lie!

You lie! by NightRaven September 12, 2009

lmao

An abbreviated form of "Laughing My Ass Off" that originated from the possibility of laughing so hard that one slides out of the chair and onto one's ass.

Person 1: So the nun says, "Not without my gimp mask."
Person 2: LMAO OUCH!
Person 1: Are you ok?
Person 2: Yeah, I laughed so hard I literally LMAO and now my butt bone hurts like hell.

lmao by NightRaven April 9, 2008

niftyfucktastic 

Nifty in a fucked-up kind of way.

Wow, Mallrats was niftyfucktastic.

niftyfucktastic by NightRaven October 9, 2006

DodgeIt

Anti spam email services provided by dodgeit.com

dude just dodgeit when you sign up or you'll be spamed like mad

DodgeIt by Nightraven February 21, 2005

Poovy 

Of the gay. Seeming like a gay male.

"I loved watching the Poovy Judges skit on Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl. Very swishy."

Poovy by NightRaven September 9, 2004