Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it

when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

juggle job

When a partner receives into their mouth the scrotum of thier partner and with a juggling motion massages the testicle(s) in their mouth.

Carrie gave me a juggle job last night she actually took both of them.

by Sailorguy 85 December 10, 2016

testicle job

when someone slaps youre testicles for youre arousal

dude last night betty gave me a testicle job

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

Saipan Job

A raw deal. Usually, something that looks good at first until you start.

Jim: Heyyy I hate this job I got!
Tina: In paradise makin bank?
Sara: Haha he just learned the beaches are doodoo and they lied, it's a Saipan job!

by napvibes October 31, 2023

Bottle job

Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.

The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.

by JB1225 May 26, 2024