Definitions by Invictus912

Netflix job

Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch Netflix on the clock without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turned out to be a Netflix job.

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Any occupation where you have so much free time that you can safely watch YouTube without fear of repercussions.

I just started this new maintenance gig and it's already turning into a YouTube job.

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