I’M DELETING YOU DADDY

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

i’m deleting you daddy means

IM DELETING YOU DADDY!😭👋 ██ 10% COMPLETE..... ████ 35% COMPLETE.... ███████ 60% COMPLETE.... ███████████ 99% COMPLETE..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯TRUE💯 DADDIES ARE IRREPLACEABLE 💖I COULD NEVER DELETE YOU DADDY!💖 SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER 👪DADDIES👪 WHO GIVE YOU 💦CUMMIES💦 OR NEVER GET CALLED ☁️SQUISHY☁️ AGAIN❌❌😬😬❌❌ IF YOU GET 0 BACK: NO CUMMIES FOR YOU 🚫🚫👿 3 BACK: YOU'RE SQUISHY☁️💦 5 BACK: YOU'RE DADDY'S KITTEN😽👼💦 10+ BACK: DADDY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

by red earring muncher November 6, 2023

I'm On

I'm intoxicated with drugs or alcohol.

Friend: Damn fool I'm on.
You: Cool what you smoke?
Friend: Purp yeaaaah

by thebaykidyaknoe February 9, 2010

I'm lovin it

One of the many slogan changes for McDonald's. They changed it from "We Love to See You Smile" because they really don't love to see you smile. They would rather take your money and watch you cringe in pain from food poisoning a day later.

McDonald's: A staple in the diet for teenage preppies.

by nikkan_hanil July 1, 2004

I facebooked your mom

an insult thrown at someone to show how much of a flirt their mom is thus probably making her a slut

Dave: Steve your a retard.
Steve: I facebooked your mom!

by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

I like it

Facebook status common for women where they put where they like to leave their purses, leaving out the "purse" and putting in "it" instead. This is done to earn money for breast cancer.

I like it on the floor

I like it in the car

I like it hanging on the doorknob

by Skeegee October 13, 2010

I Am

One who takes recognition in something they are.

"I Am Powerful", "I Am Beautiful", "I Am Gay", "I Am Strong", "I Am a person who can freely express who I Am" & etc..

by i Am The Truth June 29, 2013

I B M

In Spanish meaning: Imense Baril de Mierda (Barrel of Shit) to describe some fat slob

Yolie really put on some weight, now she looks like a real I B M

by warnhubb December 8, 2006