I'm intoxicated with drugs or alcohol.

Means you're not off.

Being on her period.

to commit adultery. more specifically with your ex in front of your girlfriends best friend after your girl friend has left

to pull an imon is to kiss or make out with someone other than your significant other then saying "i didn't mean to!"

Committing adultery on the night of a major high school dance. Furthermore, the culprit must do it with a freshman. The last qualification for cheating to be an "Imon" is it must be done in front of your current girlfriend's best friend. A common excuse for the action is "i wasn't getting anything," or "it was an accident."

said when one is under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

A nickname for girls called Iman. Imon is a cool nickname, and is related to an Ipod.

Ipod > Imon