I'm intoxicated with drugs or alcohol.

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

Being on her period.

Means you're not off.

to commit adultery. more specifically with your ex in front of your girlfriends best friend after your girl friend has left

to pull an imon is to kiss or make out with someone other than your significant other then saying "i didn't mean to!"

said when one is under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Committing adultery on the night of a major high school dance. Furthermore, the culprit must do it with a freshman. The last qualification for cheating to be an "Imon" is it must be done in front of your current girlfriend's best friend. A common excuse for the action is "i wasn't getting anything," or "it was an accident."