side boner job

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.

“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”

by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025

Reaper Rim job

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.

For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.

by Warbayne August 9, 2023

Stein job

When a huge rat gnaw's a stinky pussy

Ewe, someone just gave her a stein job

by glovermang April 15, 2011

Spool Job

An intense tumble and roll move designed for ultimate fighters and sexual wrestlers. It garuantees total domination.

His perfectly timed spool job wore me down and had me pinned in our first round!

by ThunderCurt November 21, 2020

Wack Job

When you have nothing to do so you beat the shit out of your niece.

I just gave niece a wack job. Everyone else at the make a wish foundation was confused.

by fuckedmysister March 22, 2019

Nosh job

Going down on a woman

I preformed an amazing nosh job on my lady.

by Jessiejameswhite February 10, 2021