I didn't make it

When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.

I stopped on the highway but I didn't make it.

by callingyouinsecret June 16, 2009

i love lamp

something you say when in agreement with a statement

"she's hot"
"i love lamp"

by msdav December 27, 2011

nigga-i-tis

the characteristics, syndrome, or diagnosis of a nigga-- tardiness, stingyness, laziness, mooching, greediness, irresponsiblity, undependability, and falling asleep after eating. Similar to an illness.

The rap concert started late, cause Lil'Wayne was suffering from a bad case of nigga-i-tis

by treece December 22, 2005

I know right

It is what people of Hispanic descent say when they are in agreement with something that was said.... usually with an accent.

Quote from Pineapple Express:

Seth Rogen: *in his car singing ELECTRIC AVENUE*

Hispanic guys: *also singing it pull up next to him*

Seth Rogen: Hey Electric Avenue!!

Hispanic guy 1: ay no, RIIIIIIGHT?!!!!! (I KNOW RIGHT!?)
Take that shit to the next level, eh?

Seth Rogen: Ok... I will! :)

Hispanic guy 1: Orale.... *to hispanic guy 2* es pinche fresa (he is a fruit---a strawberry...)

by RENZthe July 23, 2010

I Lub Joo

What you say if you really love jews.
mostly used by the r-tards on your short bus.

johnny: Yayyy i lub joos!

by calinigga April 27, 2007

i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

I love you

I Love You commonly used by a man to a woman just so he can get laid. it is the male ace in the hole one it comes to getting ass from a woman. Normaaly, the women fall right for this trick and give their male compainon sexual intercourse or "the bum bum sexings".

Woman: Why should we do it i don't know if we are ready yet.
Man: Honey, I love you and thats all that should matter.
Woman: Oh my god........Lets have the bum bum sexings.

by The Mclovein Is here August 30, 2007