Weak-beard

A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.

Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."

by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022

Billy Bear Hamming

To ejaculated into a Billy bear ham and eat it

After matt came into a Billy Bear Ham he decided the best way to get rid of it was to make a sandwich thus BIlly Bear Hamming

by Nickly12 March 11, 2022

Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut

Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard

by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022

Boujee Bear

Living lavish in the metaverse, BB forever.

NO LOOK AT THEM BOUJEE BEARS, I CAN'T AFFORD IT NOW SINCE I WAS A FUCKING CLOWN AND ONLY GO FOR CLOWN ASS PROJECTS LIKE MY LIFE BECAUSE I'M A HOELESS NERD.

by BOUJEEBEARS March 20, 2022

Blakey Bear

A nicknamed used by women who simp for a man named Blake.

Blakey Bear I Love you!

by BWW3131 March 21, 2022

soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Alaskan Bear Hug

The act of, in the middle of a hug, wrapping you and your partner in plastic wrap. There you will be left for a day to shit, piss, jizz, anything you can come up with. When unwrapped, the concoction will be saved in jars to be later used as a butter substitute.

I've been missing for so long because Julia and I have been doing the Alaskan Bear hug.

by TheReplicator March 28, 2022