food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.

Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.

by ideefixe January 05, 2013

soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 25, 2022

drink-boxing

allocating the time you'll spend at a party by a pre-defined number of drinks that you plan to consume while there

we're drink-boxing this party to 2 only

by ideefixe January 01, 2011