Day to celebrate jack harlow on December 18th. The only day you can say "BITCH!" without anyone getting offended. We pop ranch and san pellegrino bottles while wearing our best pair of new balances.
it's Jack Harlow Day so we screaming "BITCH IM FROM KENTUCKY BUT THIS AINT NO FUCKING DIXIE CHICKS" all day
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girlfriend no, what is it?
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boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
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Tommy bought 2 bouquets of Roses One for his girlfriend on Valentines day and one for his side piece on side piece day.
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