jobby dobber 

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

jobby dobber by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

jobby cakes 

what obese americans eat religiously

nestor: “oh howdy alan what’re you hav in’ for dinner today?”
alan: “well shucks, what a nice question there partner! i’m having jobby cakes with the missus and my ten kids!”

jobby cakes by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021

Steve Jobs 

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

Steve Jobs by Dick Picker January 26, 2023

Jobbie Nooner 

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.

Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?

Jobbie Nooner by steveweree June 28, 2010

Jobshite 

A person who talks about their job all the time.

Person 1. Elliott is a great guy, but he talks about his job ALL the time.
Person 2. Yeah, he's a bit of a jobshite

Jobshite by panzerdan September 1, 2013

jobbythehong 

that one Asian retard that reviews action figures and has a sexual attraction to them

some guy: hey dude you watch jobbythehong
other guy: SWIVEL HERE

jobbythehong by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

Jobin

a nickname given to the character Sydney from the character Peter in the movie I Love You, Man.

"cya pistol pete"

"cya jobin"

Jobin by e dubbs April 5, 2009