kfc popcorn chicken

the chosen gastronomic delight of checkers players the world over. although saint jackolas will claim responsibility, colonel sanders invented this delicacy in 1867, on the checkers battlefield.

"the colonal has outdone himself with this addictive and health damaging product...top draw fast food" - Rob McLean, checkers hero and popcorn chicken addict

kfc popcorn chicken by failure33object June 16, 2006

the last chicken on the shelf 

Someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with

Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

the last chicken on the shelf by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008

Trash Bag Chicken Hoe 

It's the hoe with the trash bag booty that brings the trash bag chicken to the party on a boat.

"Is dat all u be bringin to da party u trash bag chicken hoe?" or
"Get ur trash bag chicken hoe ass off my boat!"

Trash Bag Chicken Hoe by himsandhers April 16, 2010

Candy Chicken 

Candy Chicken is chicken that is candy.It's usually eaten off a stick.

That was some damn good candy chicken.

Candy Chicken by Ivanka March 22, 2005

Jerk chicken 

Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.

The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.

Jerk chicken by Stinkpot December 9, 2013

flip the chicken

A sexual innuendo referring to a floppy penis prior to sex. This is also an ambiguous term that can potentially refer to any act of sex involving a hand and a penis (i.e. masturbation, pleasure by hand of a female/other male, showing off the length of a penis by displaying it to partner).

This can also refer to the act of turning over a chicken leg while it bakes in the oven. It is important to turn at least twice in order for it to marinate properly.

"Occasionally I have to flip the chicken in the shower so my roommates don't hear me."

"I'm definitely going to flip his chicken before I decide to finally put out"

"Would you at least flip my chicken a little bit?......Please."

flip the chicken by Clueless27th October 17, 2011

ain't no thang but a chicken wang

Whenever something seems imposible to to do yet somehow one is able to pull it off.
copyright: esteban

Hey Esteban there's no way you can bang 200 chicks in one night???

Esteban: "there ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

ain't no thang but a chicken wang by Esteban20 December 25, 2007