(n). someone with Alpha Male Syndrome.
(adj). A guy who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but really most people can't stand him.
(adj). A guy who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but really most people can't stand him.
John: Why'd you quit hanging out with Doug?
Jane: I couldn't have a conversation with him cuz he couldn't stop talking about how great he was for more than 5 minutes. He thinks he's an Alpha Male or something...
John: More like an Alpha Dick....
Jane: I couldn't have a conversation with him cuz he couldn't stop talking about how great he was for more than 5 minutes. He thinks he's an Alpha Male or something...
John: More like an Alpha Dick....
by AintNoPlayaHata January 4, 2011
Get the Alpha Dick mug.- verb (used with object)
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.
- noun
1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.
*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.
1. To spoil ones plans.
2. To cut someone off before they are able to reveal an important bit of information.
- noun
1. an annoying sob who always ruins surprises.
*comes from the popular TV show, "Law and Order" and how the viewer waits for another twist at the end of the show only to see the screen go blank and the name "dick wolf" appear.
- verb
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."
- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."
1. "I'm going to dick-wolf you."
2. "I tried to tell her about the party but Mike totally dick-wolfed me."
- noun
1. "You're such a dick-wolf."
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reference to the infamous hunting accident by the former vice president.
reference to the infamous hunting accident by the former vice president.
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The word "dick" replaces other swear words such as fuck and hell to sound more obscene and male oriented.
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The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.
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