Dick Glance

When a man removes his penis from his pants while his partner is not looking during a makeout or lapdance or similar pre-coitus situation. Upon seeing his penis, the "glance", there is a 2/3 chance that the partner will act favorably on the sighting. aka "The DG"

When we were in Vegas, Jack pulled the dick glance on a stripper. She took the bait. Good thing we were on separate trips.

by buttprintcorby October 4, 2010

Doody Dick

when you fuck a girl in the ass and she leaves shit smeared on it and your dick will also smell like shit

When I fucked Leslie in the ass I got doody dick. Maybe she should've cleaned her ass before I inserted my authority in there.

by RAAAAH! May 24, 2009

Declan Dick

A unit of measurement commonly used in the Just Gaming and Crap Discord channel. It is superior to Metric, Imperial, and SI because of its simplicity yet accuracy. It is about equal to 20 centimeters, but some claim that it is still growing to this day. When Declan sees a picture of Ryan, the sexiest man on earth, the Declan Dick increases in size until he manages to relieve himself.

Man, I was a Declan dick away from winning!

by Binary Sloth November 6, 2016

Dick Wind

The stench created by your balls/taint, then is projected upon your peers in a very unflattering manner.

My Persian girlfriend caught a whiff of my ferocious dick and decided she had better things to do.

A man jogged past Robert and Nick in the park and he had BAD Dick Wind. Damn bad.

by Dick Wind February 23, 2011

Honey-Dicked

A girl that flirts with a guy but will never do anything with them and the guy will get friend zoned. Another example is when a girl plays with a guy’s head.

Dude she honey-dicked the fuck out of you last night.

by Jack Dester November 5, 2019

Dick Vitale

Someone who has conquered an entire dimension of people, only defeated by the most powerful entity. A terminal illness named scott the woz. He protested against the lord of the awesome babies and defeated him with the power of madden 08

Dick vitale: hey you wanna play a fun sports game?
Anon: yeah, like what?
Scott the woz (butting in): MADDEN 08
Dick: well I was gonna say dick vitales awesome baby college hoops but whatever...

by Fireboss76 December 17, 2018

dick stringer

Another name for Kieran

"Is that Kieran"
"Nah dude, that's Dick Stringer"

by Cunt Smasher3 October 6, 2013