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human fish

A fish that's a human that's a fish that's not a catfish
by Gayfishnigga November 24, 2019
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blanket fish

The act of covering a flat surface with blankets and pretending to swim on them.
Person A: Have you seen the blankets?
Person B: Yeah, I was using them.
Person A: Why all of them?
Person B: Because I was doing a blanket fish!
by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
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Tyler Gherkin fish

A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.
Oh my gosh that kid is a really ugly Tyler gherkin fish
by Jsjsjsjmsmsmsiiwiwjndn May 15, 2017
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Fish

Used as a racist disparaging term for a Bengali person . it can be used with many prefixes like smelly .
by Jawad is a bitch June 30, 2021
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mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.
The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.
by Hugh jassle September 30, 2020
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Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025
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You're Fish

1) You're fish / Insult originating in Cleveland, Ohio meaning you're a coward - Usually used when the person is known to be a goodie and they're just trying to act out.

"Ja'Quez said pull up, he want's the rounds"

"Man, Ja'Quez not spinning shit, he fish as hell"

2) Flop like a fish / Insult originating in Bedford, Ohio used as a come back when someone says they're going to do something bold and you're calling their bluff or they're too scared to admit - Usually used when someone feels froggy. Synonyms ; Girl bye, pussy, no balls, go on somewhere, ect.

"When I catch you, it's on sight, word to. "

"Flop like a fish, fuck off my phone."
"You're fish, bro. You're not gonna do shit. Put them up or flop like a fish"
by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022
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