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life ornament

One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house

She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016
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the meaning of life

To die. thats literally nature. it isnt deep. its the truth
dude 1: hey dude 2.. whats the meaning of life? dude 2: to die dumbass
by sencats November 12, 2021
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life sniffer

A power hungry, fragile female who doesn't want to take responsibility for her actions. Acts like they're being persecuted when Roe v Wade was overturned even though the overturning did not ban abortion itself, and she can still get abortions in New York, California, and there are even red states that aren't completely banning abortions. Has no comeback to Pro-life talking points, uses her gender as a get out of jail free card, and likes to believe that abortion is a male vs female consensus even though 50 percent of men and women are actually pro choice and pro life, respectively. Uses rape as an argument even though they make up less than 1 percent of abortions, as if people would want to rape her fat ass. Maybe it's a weird fetish they keep projecting or something.
life sniffer: muh womens rights! they just overturned roe vs wade wahh! I'm literally going to get tied down and raped like in handmaidens tale wahhhh
normal person: .............what?

male: I thi-
life sniffer: SHUT UP YOUR A MALE

chad pro life woman: I think abortion is inhumane.
life sniffer: SHUT UP I HOPE YOU GET RAPED
chad pro life woman: :/
by averyepicgigachad September 30, 2022
mugGet the life sniffermug.

Life

Doctor: Ma'am, I don't know how to tell you this... You have an STD known as Life
by KatShitCrazy November 9, 2019
mugGet the Lifemug.

Life

The time period in which a homosapien is alive. Filled to the brim with suicidal definitions on Urban Dictionary.
Sol: Life is ok
by UDRejuvenator June 24, 2023
mugGet the Lifemug.

If they have a bad week, we have a bad life

A phrase made popular by Kanye West when he was standing on a table at a meeting defending Elon Musk where West was quoted saying “If Elon has a bad week, we have a bad life”. This phrase is used to show the importance of how if we knock down one person who is taking care of other people it can sometimes affect the people that person takes care of in very harmful ways, and that maybe we should consider leaving certain people alone in certain situations for the sake of the the greater good or for the sake of who that person takes care of.
Kids: Mom & Dad look worn out and stressed this week. If they have a bad week, we have a bad life. So we need to give Mom & Dad a break this week.
by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023
mugGet the If they have a bad week, we have a bad lifemug.

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