Screaming black one

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking and a hot curry. So named by the horrible screaming that follows the sun hot monster that bursts from your behind.

Jesus wept! That screaming black one felt like I was having my anus broiled.

by Captain Blackheart September 28, 2005

shoot one's cookies

(variants: toss or lose may replace shoot, breakfast, lunch, dinner, or supper may replace cookies)

to vomit

I'm so sick, I feel like I might shoot my cookies.

by Light Joker April 15, 2005

one headlight out

when it's cold outside and one nipple decides to go out and the other decides to stay in

consistent until breast feeding.

Girl, its chilly outside, you got one headlight out.
Somebody call the cops, you got one headlight out, baby!

by Dana Ryan Nelson Josserand March 14, 2008

one inch punisher

The name of which one is given when blessed with the wee of an Asian god.

One man, One penis, One inch. The famous one inch punisher can pull any bitch.

“Bishop is the one inch punisher! I figured he was when he whipped out the dong that would make any Asian hit the gong!”

by Chris Dodsons’ Hairy Taint. July 8, 2018

Henry/One/Vecna

The hot and i mean HOT boy of Hawkins lab, before hes well…hit badly by puberty round 2(?)

Have u seen Henry/One/Vecna?
Omg hes hot

by Orchidmalfoy July 4, 2022

a cool sharp one

a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. Harp Lager TV ads.

"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"

by edjog October 8, 2005

One poke wonder

A person who is inexperienced at sex, but claims to be a star at it.

Now that Barry got his dick wet, he thinks he is a legend. He is just a one poke wonder.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005