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Definitions by smashed_crab

project snook 

A personal collection of asian holla back girls used for sexual pleasures
Amy is a star in Larry's project snook.
project snook by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

poll puncher 

a person, who is usually drunk, has tendencies to punch street sign polls.
when is comes out of the pub, he can't help but be a poll puncher.
poll puncher by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

Watermellon lamb 

The roast lamb we had last night tasted like shit.It's probably watermellon feed lamb?

set vertical 

Whatever is required to have sex standing up
Dave got set vertical going to hammer it home!
set vertical by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

One poke wonder

A person who is inexperienced at sex, but claims to be a star at it.
Now that Barry got his dick wet, he thinks he is a legend. He is just a one poke wonder.
One poke wonder by smashed_crab April 27, 2005