smashed_crab's definitions

One poke wonder

A person who is inexperienced at sex, but claims to be a star at it.

Now that Barry got his dick wet, he thinks he is a legend. He is just a one poke wonder.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

project snook

A personal collection of asian holla back girls used for sexual pleasures

Amy is a star in Larry's project snook.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

set vertical

Whatever is required to have sex standing up

Dave got set vertical going to hammer it home!

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

poll puncher

a person, who is usually drunk, has tendencies to punch street sign polls.

when is comes out of the pub, he can't help but be a poll puncher.

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005

Watermellon lamb

Watermellon fed lambs.

The roast lamb we had last night tasted like shit.It's probably watermellon feed lamb?

by smashed_crab April 27, 2005