Hatchet Job

The act of fucking a hatchet.

Little Susie went home to a hatchet job last night

by Word handle being used March 21, 2020

Texas Plate Job

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.

"Bro she gave me a Texas plate job last night, I think I need to get tested."

by mercxz May 9, 2024

zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024

Melon Job

A melon job is where a person shapes a watermelon into a dick then hardcore fuck your ass with it.

I can't wait to use this watermelon on her later tonight for the melon job.

by Opydopyopal January 23, 2017

rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025

bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019

Armenian Neck Job

An act of faking an injury during a car accident in hopes get a insurance check

Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job

by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023