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Westport High School 

a high school in the shittiest town to live in.... westport mass. Everyone is shady and two faced and everyone loves to talk shit. If you dont want your kids to become raging pot heads dont school them at westport high in that case any school in the westport community schools department . also fall river kids are usually not liked and they look weird an ecaple is the sea cucumber from spongebob. the teachers are not only as big of pot heads as the students but are very bad and do not know how to teach. the school lunch is horrible and is usually served cold. the school also looks like its going to colapse just looking at it
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foster high school

School in Tukwila full with drug addicts and hoes having sex with like 20 guys. Graduation rate increasing bit by bit through the years most diverse school in the nation.

Sheboygan North High School 

An outstanding high school located in Sheboygan's North Lakefront part. The school is one of two high schools in the district, however it is the better school that receives more funding than Sheboygan South High School.

Sheboygan North is well known for its academics and EXPO which occurs every year in May. The school has a strong FBLA team that consistently sent members to nationals. Academics are also strong in the area. Several AP and honors courses are provided by the school. Also, the school is the only high school in the area to provide the ACT exam.

The majority of the students come from some kind of money. Don't be surprised the occasional Audi or BMW in the parking lot.

Students that aren't degraded by the school's educational system (i.e. put into the basement) usually are able to enroll into 4 year universities. Those that spent their time smoking pot, constantly drinking, or acting like wannabe rednecks usually just end up no where.

As for the rest of the majority that makes it somewhere, Sheboygan North High School is a good name to put on any college application. After all, you could've gone to Central or Étude.
I went to Sheboygan North High School. Yes bitch, be jealous.

Archbishop John Carroll High School 

A fucking pathetic excuse for an educational institution in Radnor, Pennsylvania. The student body is overwhelmingly comprised of legitimate fucking retards. You honestly can't tell the actual tard section apart from the rest of the school most of the time. There are 3 good teachers in the entire fucking school. The sports fucking suck except for like field hockey and that's fucking it. Oh yeah Will Smith went here for like a fucking week but he left because the school fucking sucks dick and ass and balls. The language department is fucking awful. They offer 3 languages, being Latin, Spanish, and French, and they all fucking suck. The teachers are fucking old lesbian bitches. Academics here are a joke. The lunch food fucking gives you every type of cancer known to man. The only people who actually have school pride are the weird ass theater and band kids, as well as around 3% of the graduating class. Everyone here goes to a fucking shitty, generic college with few exceptions. In conclusion, you're better off sending your children to Radnor High public school right down the road.
I fucking hate Archbishop John Carroll High School, I'm transferring to Radnor. Fuck this school and everyone in it.

North Mason High School 

An awful small very conservative high school in Belfair Washington with a graduating class of about 100 (and a drop-out rate even higher). The teachers are stupid and the kids even dumber. It's the norm for a teacher to say a racial slur or to fart in class.

If you can't get a diploma here, drop out of life.
The mascot is the very original Bulldog and other schools knows it as "the tweaker school" or "The maternity ward" It's also the only school that gives freshmen maternity leave and factor in dope-sick or sleeping days (for meth).
"Sure this North Mason High School party has 5 kegs but the damn tweakers are burning a boat intstead of firewood." South Kitsap Sally said to Martin.

"Hey Frank, do you know where I could get some cheap tweak and some easy pussy without trying very hard?"

"Yeah Don, just drive up to Allyn and stop by North Mason Highschool. Walk right in to the school and ask around."
"Go Bulldogs"

Central Lancaster high school

Welcome to central Lancaster ‘I wanna be a chav’ school, where all the ‘chavs’ and ‘roadmen’ Go. This is the school you want to go too where you get pedophiles as teachers and where you notice that every teacher gets with each other , (including same sex, probably same family too). Central is a ‘outstanding’ school. Known well for the best stardog to be sold on the car park. Known well for a certain teacher loving a quicky in the gym with the caretaker whilst the ‘lights go out’ all the scruffs with ripped up blazers and girls with underwear showing under there not so seen skirt with Their flat arses hanging out. One thing that school needs to sort out good and proper is lessons for teaching the girls (and boys too seen as half of the Lancaster/ morecambe gay boys like to attend the ‘I am a road man school’) to wear makeup properly and on their face instead of their shirt. Not only is this a school for roadmen, crackheads and wrongens, it’s also a school for ‘I’m 12 and pregnant’

So if you fancy your kids being smack heads, wrong end and knocked up at 12/13 the CENTRAL LANCASTER HIGH SCHOOL IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU😁😁
Mum; (too daughter)well done you’ve got into central Lancaster high school

3 years later

Mum (to daughter): knew you’d turn out to be a smack head going to that school

liberty high school 

Liberty High School is the armpit of Fauquier County. All of the bitches and queers go there. They have to copy Fauquier's shit and they like it in the asshole. They also enjoy sticking flutes in eachothers reproductive systems thus making their school suck donkey dick. I would rather open my mouth and let someone pour flaming shit down my mouth then go to liberty. I mean honestly they like little boys
LHS STUDENT:Hey i go to liberty high school!!!
FHS STUDENT:That sucks you must like fingering your own butthole