Zack

A young man with a dick shaped head. Zack also enjoys the company of men, especially black. This man also has one of the smallest dicks possible.

Girl: You micro?
Zack: No, I’m Zack
Girl: *Leave bedroom*
Zack: *Turns on his computer*

by TheCatCaller911 August 26, 2018

Zack

A guy with an extremely small penis, is over weight, very unattractive,no sex appeal, and cheats.

Zack: A piece of shit.

by JackTheBiotic August 28, 2014

Zack

1 Retard, Mumbler; One who mumbles and speaks softly so that no one can understand a word said. See Gay. Also see Scanner. 2 One who enjoys making a fool of himself, esp in front of many others and beautiful girls. See Chess. 3 One who thinks he is tougher than others and often makes "witty" comebacks that don't make any sense. See Queer. 4 One who often runs away, esp when upset or angry. See Childish.

Zack's Common vocabulary:
"soiewejfd lksnflskjuoiruewkfdkdjfdkjs....okay?"
"dflkjf sflkjdfoiekfd dfo;siulkfjd dfiuef!!!! Canyoubelievethat??"
"Just be happy you're still breathing."
"He said that?..Well...you tell him........... ......................... yeah....tell him....well, i dont know.....just think of something good okay?"

by ilove2mumble November 7, 2008

Zack Snyder

The director that ruined Batman, and the DCEU. THANKS A LOT ZACK SNYDER!

I hate Zack Snyder

by I AM THE INTERNET January 4, 2018

zack

zack k. is a term for someone who has a very small penis similar to a chode. Zack usually sits in his room crying because he is going to die alone.

oh shit its zack, run, hes not even cool.

by wADe254 February 25, 2011

Zack off

You can replace any curse word with Zack. preferably "fuck".

Person 1 - "Your a fag!"

Person 2 - "Zack off."

by Zack Belton August 5, 2008

zack

loser with one tiny facial piercing who thinks he has a big dick but actually has a tiny pussy

hes not hot and hes pale and scrawny like a girl

zack is not hot NOT HOT

by shawna764 July 14, 2009