your mom 

your mom is the only phrase that answers anything and everything someone might say to you.

ex:

A: What's up?
B: Your mom's penis

A: I went home sick yesterday
B: I went home with your mom yesterday

A: Pass the salt.
B: Pass your mom.

A: No! I will not have sex with you!
B: Your mom won't have sex with you!

your mom by your mom May 13, 2005

Your mom gay 

Your mom gay is part of the BOFA spectrum of diseases. This disease is caused when someone has untreated Ligma that doesnt transfer into E-TMA. This disease causes the patient to say "Your mom gay". When they say this, if nobody says "no u" within 5 seconds, everyone within a 5-mile radius loses their jobs, homes, dignity, or even life. But, if someone says no u, the patient has a 98.4% chance of dying. If the patient has untreated ligma and surpasses the your mom gay stage, they get the unstoppable "your mom gay lol" disease.

Person with disease: your mom gay
Universe: *holds breath*
Random nibba: no u
Universe: *exhales*
Person with disease: *dies on the floor*

Your mom gay by BOFA expert 420 February 13, 2019

Your soul 

My possession

Your soul is mine now
Go home

Your soul by GayAssOmlet August 25, 2020

Your Mother Was a Hampster! 

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

Your Mother Was a Hampster! by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

your mum on toast

A humerous and witty retort aimed at people who offend you using the popular slang "your mum" which can have deep and hurtful meanings to the receiver often resulting in them getting annoyed and wanting to fight.

This line asks the receiver to visualise their own mother ona slice of toast, often with side fillings such as cheese , the funnier more extreme the better.

"Your mum!"
"Yeh? well your fuckin mum on toast with cheese and lettuce smothered in tomato sauce!"

"hey dude you fuckin suck"
"Your mum on toast bitch"

your mum on toast by GF September 4, 2008

Your sex life 

A bottle of lube, a sock, and hentai

How is your sex life? Pretty good the hentai is good

Your sex life by Immaproudpoptart August 12, 2017

your whole family tree lgbt 

Worse than Ur Mom Gay, Ur Dad Lesbian, Ur Granny Tranny, and Ur Grandfather Asexual. If you say this word, you will immediately become a virgin and your left lung will explode. Anyone around you will instantly die and burst into flames. Anyone in a 100-mile radius will feel the effects of Chernobyl and ultimately get their penis chopped off. Anyone outside of THAT will become gay.

Tim: Ur Mom gay

Joe: Ur dad Lesbian
Tim: Ur Granny Tranny
Joe: Ur Grandfather Asexual
Tim: THATS FUCKING IT JOE, I HAD ENOUGH
Joe: NO TIM
Tim: Your whole family tree lgbt
Joe: *Instantly dies and burns*
Random Person: WHERES MY PENIS

your whole family tree lgbt by Step in the shower May 25, 2018