3 years

when your just that horny that you can't even wait til 16 to get down and dirty
Boy named Brady: Fuck I can't wait 3 years
by dumb_bitch68 June 27, 2020
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year 8

12-13 year olds who think they are it just because they are the youngest. they just disrespect the teachers and dont care about school and are really cocky because they think they are so cool but sveryone just laughs at them
i bloody hate year 8s
also why are lily and marshall in the photo options? im just gonna use it lol
by mcrbiggestfan December 21, 2020
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Dog Years

A pedo best excuse even though we all there is no way you can multiply seven to get 18
Pedo:she was 18 in dog years so its was legal
by Ihatecheesegod451 August 27, 2021
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New Year's diet

A diet that one begins after New Year's Day. A person can either go on a New Year's diet as part of a New Year's resolution to eat healthier and/or lose weight, or simply for the purpose of losing a few holiday pounds. New Year's diets generally work best when combined with frequent, intense exercise.
I've probably gained five to ten pounds since Thanksgiving, so tomorrrow I'll be starting my New Year's diet. That means zero meat until February, as little junk food as possible, and medium-sized portions only. I also plan on hitting the gym at least three times a week.
by Daedalus Suburbanus January 01, 2014
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valley new year

The night before Thanksgiving and a night of drunken excess. Famous in the towns of the Naugatuck river "valley" in Connecticut. (Shelton, Derby, Ansonia)
Rob got so shitfaced last night at Valley New Year that he missed the Thanksgiving day football game.
by Chelovec November 22, 2018
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13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.
12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube
by Preinstallable November 02, 2020
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12 year old

Old enough to join the military in Iraq.
Iraq government: Hey how old are you
Boy: Imma 12 year old.
Iraq government: Heres a gun and grenade go kill someone
by Whyey April 12, 2021
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