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Naugatuck 

A small,overpopulated town in Connecticut. Established in 1701 as a farming community, it was transformed instead to a serious milling and rubber manufacturing town during the Industrial Age. In 1890 Goodyear Company was established in this town. In the 1900s all the way to the early 1980s, many other manufacturing establishments specializing in chemicals, metals, shoes, candy and technology developed. However, the rich elite had a different approach on how to make better profits.They either closed up their business or packed up and moved elsewhere. The town was left only to hit on hard times and the result was mainly empty buildings, poorly maintained roads, and a polluted Naugatuck River. From the 1980s to present day, Naugatuck,from its problems it had indured in the past, has become a town with: very wierd politics that only give empty promises, businesses that have grand openings but then close within a year due to the rents being too high, a very extreme blend of citizens who either have a big house on a Cul de Sac to renters who only survive on Section 8. And of course a struggling Education System that is not properly funded with too many children to a classroom.
You can always tell you're in Naugatuck because you can smell it.
Naugatuck by screamingbuthole October 31, 2009
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Naugatuck 

a small town in Connecticut were most of the population is hobos, Naugatuck is a smelly poorly ran town that used to be known for making shoes. But after the shoe company went out of business they dumped all of the toxic waste into the river aka the lovely Naugatuck River.
Naugatuck by Lyn.M February 20, 2008

Naugatuck River Valley 

1. Valley named for the river that runs through it in Western Connecticut, home to hopeful rice burners, wannabe whops, and stiletto wearing women with ankle hoops in their ears. Etc.

2. Virgin Free Zone.
No one wants to hang out in the Valley (Naugatuck River Valley), all they do is sit on their cars in front of Dunkin' Donuts and drink coffee til the cops chase them to another D&D.

naugatuck high school 

A common place people go to drop off there garbage
Damn Son! i just dropped off my kids at naugatuck high school

saugatuck hug 

When a man hugs another man and their cocks touch together.
I just met your dad, but I accidentally gave him a saugatuck hug.
saugatuck hug by Smitty11 June 9, 2017

Saugatuck Tickler 

When a drunken man approaches a female as she is trying to exit a bar and proceeds to chase after her while moving his fingers gently in a tickling motion.

Originally thought of as an Urban Legend, the Saugatuck Tickler was last spotted during a July bachelor party in Saugatuck Michigan.
"Dont be doing that, your married" said the bachelor as his buddy gave that girl the old Saugatuck Tickler as she was leaving the bar.

Saugatuck Tickler 

When a drunken man approaches a female as she is trying to exit a bar and proceeds to chase after her while moving his fingers gently in a tickling motion.

Originally thought of as an urban legend, the Saugatuck Tickler was last spotted during a bachelor party on July 26th 2013 in Saugatuck Michigan
"Dont be doing that, your married" said the bachelor as his buddy gave that girl the old Saugatuck Tickler when she was leaving the bar.
Saugatuck Tickler by Big Ross Daddy September 1, 2013