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pecker wrecker

describes a dumb bitch who, while trying to fornicate your unit with her mouth, uses too much teeth and bangs up the sides of your junk as if she were some kind of fuckin shark attacking a bloody sirloin.
My gear is fucked because that porcupine mouth whore amber blew me and scrapped my gear all to shit! That fuckin shark is a pecker wrecker.
pecker wrecker by chonger December 28, 2005
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wrecktangle

The life-absorbing surface you are looking at right now (unless your kid printed this out for you). Modern day substitute for life, love and the universe, often confused with reality.
"Step away from the wrecktangle..."

Home Wrecker 

Someone who sleeps with married men. In particular, married men who have children and a pregnant wife.

These whores also enjoy begging the married guy to leave his wife and family...because they are jealous filthy sluts who can't get a true family of their own. Perhaps if they quit accepting all manner of random penis into their nasty bologna vag, their man would stick around and HELP to raise their child...but no, these women are ALWAYS cast aside like so much trash because they are as disposable as a shitty diaper. They wouldn't be so disposable if they didn't always "keep a guy on the back burner." If they had one ounce of loyalty, maybe they wouldn't be raising a child "all alone....and with NO CAR."
Did you hear about that homewrecking slut in Clarksville, TN?

Oh, you mean Whitney...the home wrecker whose man left her pregnant and alone because she had an affair at the corrections academy? I heard that she's STILL denying the whole affair.

Well, then she's a LIAR and a homewrecker.
Home Wrecker by pseudonym_nov18 August 31, 2013

Get wrecked 

A term used most often after beating someone at something or after a person fails at something.

Cooler way of saying 'oh snap'
1. "What are u doing", says Josh. "Stuf", says Morgan. "Goodnight hommies", says Lexi. "It's *homies for the second time", says Morgan. "^Stuff", corrects Alexis. "I meant to spell it like that tho, u didn't. GET WRECKED", says Morgan.

2. *tries to dodge dodgeball* *gets hit in the face* "OH! GET WRECKED!!!"
Get wrecked by Whiteasiansensation September 8, 2016

Pussy Wreckin 

To cause soreness in the vaginal area by mercilessly and relentlessly penetrating the recipient.
Eytan- Jeez Heathers walkin kinda funny today.

Rich- Yeah Mason has an certificate in advanced pussy wreckin.
Pussy Wreckin by Pussy wrecker November 29, 2010

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

(n.) A black chick with braces.

See Pecker Wrecker
Shanti is one Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, I oughta drop a Cleveland Steamer on her.

double decker pecker wreckers 

orthodontic braces for straightening teeth
It was REAL scary when Rita came down on me with her double decker pecker wreckers.