Toe Waffle

When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.

Jake had to use the bathroom, but was too lazy to get out of the shower. so he made Toe Waffles.

by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021

Floor waffle

A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.

Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.

by Lightly used napkin March 7, 2022

Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.

Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.

by Blundabus May 12, 2022

Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.

UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE

by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022

Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.

1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck

by Waiting for Who Asked September 20, 2022

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

Cereal Waffler

A play on the word " serial" meaning repeating something numerous times. And "waffler" meaning indecisive. These two ingredient words combine to make a cereal waffler, which is someone you probably know. These are people who are constantly and continually indecisive and can't make up their mind on what they want to do, watch, eat, etc. They usually seek help from others on making decisions and receiving suggestions, but they always have a rebuttal or say something along the lines of "Really? Are you sure? I'm not really feeling that right now.."

Eric: "Honey, any ideas on what we should eat tonight?"

Susan: "Well, I was thinking about McDonalds, but I think I want a blizzard ice cream from Sonic, or maybe just a burrito from that local restaurant"

Eric: "Babe, you need to choose one...McDonalds has ice cream too you know."

Susan: "Ugh...McDonald's ice cream machine is always broken and anyways it's the worst!!"

Eric: "Fine, we can go to Sonic if you're gonna keep being a cereal waffler"

Susan: "Well, I'm actually feeling more of a burrito than a burger"

Eric: "Too bad, we're going to Sonic bitch"

by Darkkrey July 21, 2023