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I'm at the point of insanity, I need something to do. ooh! I'll type `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷
by Randy Sanderson the 345rd March 7, 2019
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TMG

A drink that is made from Tequila, warm Milk, and Gin. The going rate for this drink is $20 (since most people don't know what to charge -- just give them $20). If someone buys you a TMG is in impolite not to drink it unless you are pregnant.
I was talking to this girl that I really like, but then Kyle bought me a TMG. Since it is impolite to turn down a TMG, I drank it and then threw up all over her. Now she won't return my calls.
by Wordz Werewolf June 7, 2011
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TMItis

a chronic condition of TMI... constantly giving too much information
That bitch over there has got a serious case of TMItis... she be talkin' about her cycles and shit!!
by beardown10 January 10, 2009
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TMI-light zone

The TMI-Light zone.

When you either willingly or unwillingly drag someone, or get dragged into a conversation where too much information is abundant and scary.
I asked Jerry how his date went on Friday night and before I knew it, he'd dragged me into the TMI-light zone.
by Ashtml5 February 21, 2014
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T.L.T.M

T-talk

L-Less
T-Twerk
M-More
Text convo: "Dude all the chicks at this party suck!"
Reply:"Yea, I wish they would T.L.T.M!"
by bigDaddyLonglegs September 19, 2011
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TML

A: I was getting F5'd, but I guess nothing will come of it...
B: Nah, I primed the pump for u.
A: Dankness.
B: TML.
by drizzake August 5, 2008
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tme

Too Much Effort.
Often used by people, usually slackers, in conversations to get out of jobs where some form of exertion, usually physical, is required or to explain why they were not completed.
Nagging friend: Why dont you go do your homework so you dont fail the course?
Slacker: tme

Captain obvious: You know, your room wouldnt smell like a cesspit if you just took out the trash.
Slacker: tme
by binarypunisher September 14, 2008
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