hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.

Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!

by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011

salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 5, 2017

Hot Tomato

A challenge in which you try to fit as many tomatoes up your ass as you can.

What did I do last Friday you ask? I played Hot Tomato with my daughter, she couldn't fit too many up. She's 11.

by sayosayo August 31, 2021

Girls who eat cherry tomato

girls who are kinda depressed but happy sometimes, they don't know what's really happening to them but cherry tomatoes alxays fix things. They also are incredibly hot asf.

Girls who eat cherry tomato are being defined as a Laetitia

by oxcr_okami April 6, 2021

tomato slices

big, oversized, extremely red nipples that resemble tomato slices. Usually they are found on overweight white women with pasty skin, but if you are lucky, you will find a petite girl with a nice tan but also tomato slices. If you ever get laid by a good looking chick with tomato slices... you are a lucky man.. or woman. Make sure to lick and suck them for as long as possible, because tomato slices don't come around too often, except on fat bitches.

She's kinda fat but I wouldn't mind sucking her domes because she has some pretty tomato slices.

by Mark Ferguson December 23, 2003

tomato tornado

When a female is menstrauting and she sits on a mans penis and he rotates her on his penis in a spinning motion as a sexual act.

"Later tonight would you like to attempt the tomato tornado with me?"

by James W. Baxter March 25, 2016

tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex

She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!

by t-dog1 October 10, 2006