Urban dictionary

An internet orgy of funny and untrue definitions

-Urban dictionary taught me how to beat my wife while and what gerky means
-Yeah i know its incredible

by Trifo-nword June 25, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A place where people go because they too stupid to get the latest trends of words.

Bob went to Urban Dictionary because he didn't know what it meant to 69

by awesomeperson6969 April 21, 2011

Urban Dictionary

1.) A place where idiots have lost their "innocence" and brain cells since 1999.

2.) (There truly isn't another definition)

Person 1.) "Er Mi Gawd!" Did you know the letter A is a type of sexual position where you (insert demolition)??!! I can't believe they teach that letter in school!!!

Person 2.) Stay off UrbanDictionary you fucking moron.... Not everything in life is centered around sex. If you really want to have sex at any point in your life and not die a 90 year old virgin.... Get a life!!

2.) (Who actually uses it in any kind of (normal/intelligent) conversation in the first place?!

(Urban Dictionary is a place where idiots go to lose there innocence since 1999. And there is truly is no other definition)

by FireBirdX8 August 21, 2016

Urban dictionary

A site that won’t publish my definitions even though they are funny as fuck

A:I made a really funny definition of Mattybraps on Urban dictionary today , they didn’t publish it though.
B: Cowards

by Mattybrapsis jesuschrist July 15, 2019

Urban Dictionary

Definition #1 A place where legends find their definitions when they need help with english.

Definition #2 When you're in class and you finished ur work but u have nothing to do so you look up words here

#1

Person 1: hey dude, i need help with the english homework
Person 2: just look them up on Urban Dictionary

#2
Person: What should we do we finished everything

Teacher: Look up penis on urban dictionary and leave me alone plz

by dsdfdsd October 21, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A website in which seemingly ordinary things turn very sexual, very quickly.

Person 1: What's a Kentucky Klondike bar?

Person 2: I don't know, check Urban Dictionary.

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A peer-reviewed-web-based program Used to define shitty words that don't exist... and cmon who doesn't want to learn some new words ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Bill: A new word!
Dan: What is it?
Bill: Wendgrphis
Dan: What the Hell does that mean?
Bill: Just "Urban Dictionary" it!

by DannyIsTall June 11, 2017