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Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.
Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!
by rorumy November 17, 2024
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Political Toad

A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.
“Political toads don’t listen well.”

“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”

“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”

“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”
by Krisp50 December 15, 2024
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Toad

I can’t believe you want me to “toad” her.
by anonymous July 12, 2025
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Toad house

1. Companion gardening pest control
2. Actual dating strategy

What people don't tell you is that toads use their home to attract a mate. Put out a toad house, and a toad will move into the slug trape and a mate will just move in.

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A toad house is an excellent addition to a garden as part of a natural pest control strategy. Toads eat large quantities of pests like slugs, snails, and insects, making them valuable, low-maintenance "companion" gardeners that reduce the need for chemicals.

Benefits of a Companion Gardening Toad House

Natural Pest Control: A single adult toad can consume thousands of insect pests (beetles, slugs, grubs, etc.) over an average summer season.

Reduced Chemical Use: By fostering a natural predator, you can minimize or eliminate the need for harmful pesticides and slug pellets, which are toxic to amphibians due to their permeable skin.
Biodiversity Boost: Providing a home helps support local wildlife and promotes a balanced garden ecosystem.

Low Maintenance: Once a toad takes up residence, it requires minimal care, working nights to keep your plants safe.
A Toad house is an excellent addition to a garden as part of a natural pest control strategy.
by Modern Women December 27, 2025
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Dry Toad

When you get two taods back to back and just start going to town on your hog with that setup
Felt horny last night do I went down to the swamp and just had a dry Toad kind of night
by DumbNFat February 3, 2025
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toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.
"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "
by anonymous February 4, 2025
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Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.
Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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