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The Midas Touch

A variation on the Golden Shower, The Midas Touch is the sexual act of urinating onto one's hand mid-coitus, and proceeding to slap one's partner across the face.
Roommate: I heard you guys through the wall last night. All I remember was someone shouting, "Everything I touch turns to gold, bitch!", followed by what seemed to be a loud slapping sound. What the Hell, girl?

Girl: Girl, I told you my man had The Midas Touch!

Roommate: Man, ya'll niggas is nasty.
by TheGestaltist June 19, 2014
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iCON the mic king

a sick underground emcee. one of the most underrated rappers out there
yo nig... where'd you find that icon the mic king cd?
by seannnnnnn March 16, 2008
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meat in the middle

A sexual act where two men titty fuck a woman from opposite ends, docking in the middle of her breasts. A rim job from the woman being titty fucked is optional.
'I'm not totally gay, but i don't mind the odd meat in the middle.'
by spedmonkey January 2, 2007
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The Misfits

Greates Band Ever. The oldschool misfts are the best band ever. Blending horror and Punk never sounded so good
Michael Graves the new lead singer of the misfits sucks.
by ian May 13, 2005
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luffy claps the midruto verse low diff

When the mc of a peak anime blitzes the verse of a trash anime
Charles: damn I wonder what naruto would be doing rn if he existed
Intellectual individual: Didn't he get clapped by luffy? He's 6 feet in the ground rn 😹🙏 Luffy claps the midruto verse low diff
by Peak Piece Enthusiast January 3, 2022
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The Mini Apple

Quite simply, it's a nickname for the city of Minneapolis, in the state of Minnesota. It's a refrigerator during the winter months. It gets very cold there. One symbol of the city is a big apple with icicles dangling on the sides, coming down from a layer of ice on top. The people of Minneapolis take great pride in enduring the winters up there.
The Mini Apple is a nice city to be in.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 11, 2008
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