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off toast

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter
friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't
by Samurai552 September 30, 2018
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Longed off

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.
I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.
by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019
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off the commercials

Verb. A slang term originating from resembling the act of one's self or another being engaged in any type of action, energetic work, activity, or constant motive that never seems to come to a stop. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is constantly coming up with mind-blowingly creative ideas, or perhaps someone just out of control or acting weird.
A break from an activity or action would resemble that of a commercial break on television thus the term "He's off the commercials"

Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.

1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!

Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!

Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.
by AssMucus April 12, 2017
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the bop off

Cork phrase meaning that someone looks exactly like someone else.
Owen: I don't look like Dexter!

Rocky: You're the bop off him lad.
by easta what August 25, 2011
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off the jank

Also known as OTJ. When something is so incredibly awesome, it earns the title of "off the jank"
Man, your new woofers in the back of your ride are off the jank, bruskie!
by BosifusCleodis October 2, 2011
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off the brorometer

When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.
Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
by bromanceLover69 September 21, 2009
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monking off

masturbating, beating off, jacking off, choking the chicken, wanking, jerking off
can't believe goblin keeps monking off
by eggbearrice January 14, 2021
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