Tater

Tater is someone who goes around buying hard-to-find bottles of burden and showing off their collection on Instagram but never opens the bottles.

Cheng is a Tater! He went to the Liquor Store and purchased some Pappy, just to take a picture of it for his followers.

by Truthteller85 February 19, 2024

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Tater pass

A pass too be nothing but a couch potato.

(Only obtainable by people named Tate)

Gosh, I don’t feel like doing anything today. I should get myself a tater pass.

by Tate (L-town) September 01, 2022

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tater-ring

an affect to the tater-hole's perimeter often induced during extremely aggressive anal intercourse.

Hey Ted, you should see your mom's tater hole! She has an accute case of Tater-ring after I anhilated her tater-hole without the use of boy butter!

by Sloppy joe June 19, 2006

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Tater Hog

An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.

That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!

by Taintpoker November 01, 2023

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