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Tater Thot

A young kid, usually 11 or 12, on an online game that is desperately looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend. They are usually a noob in the game and will ask to date you.
Tater Thot: Hai sexy wanna be my bf
Person: Sorry, I don't talk to tater thots.

Tater Thot: I was gonna twerk on you ;3
Person: This is deeply disturbing.
by Annathelamp May 29, 2018
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Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts
"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."
by phofffff July 19, 2021
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Tater Smash

The tater smash is when two are engaged in heterosexual sex (doggystyle) the male reaches deeply in the anal cavity of the women grabbing all he could find of the remains of defection. Once in the hand the female spits on the waste and shoves it in the males rectum.
Wow dude, I heard that last night Adrian and Pelli Tater Smashed while Scott sat in the corner solo tater smashing.

Scott told me last night that he and Hannah tater smash under the dinner table and got caught in the act.
by george floi February 3, 2021
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Fried Taters

A greasy look to your face. You look like a potato with all that acne and sunburn. Fried Taters is a name to name those friends who crack the you up and don't burp regularly.

#Greasy #Acne #Morning Sickness #CHIPS
Omg Fried Taters is so greasy today
I so rock this greasy hot potato look. Call me fried Taters
by Fried Taters July 15, 2017
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mashing my taters

He loves mashing my taters- Big J
by Pimply November 19, 2023
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stinky tater tots

when a man has an allergic reaction to his own semen causing his testicles to turn yellow from infection. if untreated, this can lead to the scrotal deterioration which causes the testicles to become exposed and openly releasing the infection. the infection has an odor that smells similar to a rotting potato. due to the color and smell, it was awarded the name "Stinky Tater Tots."
"I heard from Dr. Smith's secretary that Jim Bob got "Stinky Tater Tots" because of his drug habit." "That sucks! I would rather have herpes than that!"
by Green Bottle Blu April 14, 2014
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Tater

A nose chugging champ tater will duck your boyfriend and cum in his ass. He also is fanfuckingtastic at wrestling. His one and only win is from scaring the guy so bad he didn't even show up.
Bro you see tater eat dick
by Liltaybiiiiitch December 1, 2018
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